Crackin Bands

The opposite of being broke

I was broke but now i'm crackin bands

by 21 34 March 2, 2022

Strike up the band

I constantly thank God for Esteban lyrics

Strike up the band: I constantly thank God for Esteban
Just stay where I can see you douse the lights…!
We sure are in for a show tonight.!

by numberedtables April 23, 2022

white county marching band

Best band in the whole state of Tennessee 🤙

White county marching band was chose out of the whole state of Tennessee to go to DC so they could march in the National Independence Day Parade. July 4, 2017

by TheTruthOfDeath October 23, 2017

Band for Band

Showing off your money to compare who has more, in lieu of fighting. Early stages of competition, prepping for a war, counting out who will be the likely victor, seeing who will likely win the battle or how much it will cost each opponent, in almost a threatening manner. As if to say, after this count, it will be obvious that I can beat you.

He wronged you? I will go band for band.

by Gibyourchon January 2, 2025

NiXOs (the band)

Nixos are a punk rock band from Venice, California.
Champions of the disenfranchised.

NiXOs (the band) are playing a show, we should go see them - they're rad!

by Rufus K May 20, 2024

Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023