Noah

Sucks at video games and really salty about it

Hey Coltin! Did you see how I destroyed Noah in gun game?

by Logasm13 June 20, 2020

Noah

An extremely sexy guy that can sweep you off your feet in a minute. If you claim this guy while you can, he will be yours, very obedient and loving.

Girl 1: Noah is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, well hes mine so back off.
Girl 1: oh

by belled June 6, 2021

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Noah

Likes corlett more than hunter does

My name is Noah and I like corlett

by Yourmomdotcom696 November 27, 2021

Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!

Noah

by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019

Noah

Noah is the greatest beta to ever exist. His beta prowess is up there with the emo simps.

Dang Noah’s back at it again being that girls foot rest.

by Haonsiaateb November 22, 2022