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Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.
John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.
by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010
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Troll

A slang term for the police. Generally can be heard in the St.Pete-Tampa area.
“Troll pulled up and we all started running
by idk89 October 12, 2021
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troll streaks

streaks of hair that you think you had shaved off and you go to feel how smooth your skin is, but there is a streak of hair left just enough to ruin your projected smoothness
God damnit tonights homecoming and I still have troll streaks going on!
by pandababy September 30, 2012
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Preemptive trolling

The act of writing social media posts to create a screen around the person/thing you are supporting. The post will assert that anyone complaining or questioning your issue is a cooker, idiot, racist, bigot, L/RWNJ, political shill or similar. This is particularly the case when discussing matters of opinion, as opposed to matters of fact.
Examples would be “Those who vote against the upcoming …… are ……. “, or “If you think……., you ARE the problem”.
“That’s some nice preemptive trolling there, not too keen to defend your point then?” “His posts on twitter are just bulls$#t, nothing but preemptive trolling to shut down discussion
by Piiilot July 18, 2023
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Village troll

The village troll in strict terms is a person locally known for ignorance or stupidity, but is also a common term for a stereotypically silly or nonsensical person or stock character. The term is also used as a stereotype of the mentally disabled. These types often make themselves feel important by instigating public figures to boost their ego. While they can be described as mentally challenged they are keen on attracting on other villagers to a circle jerk of idiocy.
No one takes the village troll seriously, he's just here for comic relief.
by AliceBob August 8, 2018
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Troll Bible

The Bible of trolling written by the GhettoJesus Savatar.
by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024
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Troll

Named after your little sisters dolls, a troll is anybody who's not on the same side as most people in a group, plain and simple.
Your little sister is trying to turn you into a joke again by calling you a troll. She doesn't want to be lonely, so she's gonna get every living organism in a 50 mile radius to side with her, that way she won't ever have to stand on her own two feet without support from hundreds of other people to help her try and drag somebody else's life down.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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