Luke Updyke

Luke Updyke is a fucking out of this world person that helps anyone he can while being hot asf while doing it.
You heard of Luke Updyke? Dayummmm.
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Luke

Person 1 : who is luke
Person 2 : someone who is sexy
Luke :* waves fat ding dong around* yep that’s me
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Luke

Luke is derived from the Latin word lucifer which is the devil or the spawn of. Usually born from a woman of Christianity called Chris or Christine and is a prodigal son.

No one knows how he came about or survived but he has come to be superior to all. Luke is not a judgemental person but he can see and feel the wrong in all around him like an empath.

A Luke is usually found alone or in a small circle of friends cause he can't deal with the bullshit of humanity and finds it hard to trust.
Did you know of Luke?

Yes he was a unique individual and divided of all others.
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luke tay tay

a bich. he buys malards off horse. lindor. wink.
hey i feel like i might faint please call an ambulence

bruh just luke tay tay it up.
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Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?
"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."
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Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.
Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop
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Luke

Luke is a stand up guy. He’s not the loudest voice in the room but he will be noticed. He’s demure, collected but that demeanour gravitates men and women alike to have to know MORE!

Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.

Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.

Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.

Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.

He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
Woman: holy crap life sucks!
Man: you need you a Luke.. cuz he always finishes last ;)
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