Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

Luke’s bird

Luke’s bird is Anna. Luke loves anna and wants to rip her clothes off at all times

Oi that’s Luke’s bird

by Haha bill March 25, 2019

Luke Hamen

An expression of confusion OR used in a way to insult someone (Basically calling them dumb). Most of the time there's ed at the end of the word Hamen so it's spelled like "Luke Hamened"

Ben: Mme Rice, Can you help me with question 2? I'm really "Luke Hamened" (used in the confused way).

Mme Rice: NO GO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF. YOU'RE SO "LUKE HAMENED" (used in a rude way).

by YaMamasSoLit,ActuallyJustABit. September 17, 2020

luke prost

The sexiest man alive

“Did you see Luke Prost today? He made me so wet!”

“Today I sniffed Luke prost’s dirty boxers and I creamed my jorts”

by Penis tucker July 5, 2019

Luke Wetmore

a guy who has so much potential but throws it all away. he gets all the girls but cant exicute.

Bro has the Luke Wetmore Curse.

by samson.nite August 2, 2024

Luke

The most annoying loser in the whole ass world

Omfg Kanye is a fucking Luke

by SAD ROBLOX November 6, 2022

Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019