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went off line

When someone mentally checks out during a conversation, they stop paying attention, lose focus, or drift off into their own thoughts. They're physically present, but their brain just hit airplane mode.
“Sorry, I totally went off line for a second. What were you saying?”
by p-ro July 22, 2025
mugGet the went off linemug.

Can Line

A visible tan line on a girl's boob (Cans) while she is wearing a bikini.
trevor: damn did you see that girl? her boobs are huge!

shawn: yeah you can see her can lines really good.
by rhawn siegel November 26, 2009
mugGet the Can Linemug.

Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
mugGet the Chameleon Linemug.

Anti-Social Line

A group of friends walking in a horizontal line formation. One of these can easily cover the width of a hallway with very few people, and can cause extreme frustration to the masses when they move at a slow pace.
Sorry I am late, there was an anti-social line blocking the main hallway, then by the time I reached the exit I needed the toilet again.
by OccupyMajina January 25, 2016
mugGet the Anti-Social Linemug.

Conga Line

When a gay orgy lines up and preforms the sexual act of doggystyle to each other all at the same time. The Leader must be playing the bongo unless there is enough participants to form the similar sexual act of Ouroboros. On the beach is traditional
Hey man, wanna join the rest of the boys for a conga line sesh tonight?
Nah man I can't, my butt still hurts from the last one.
by QtheDefinitons January 31, 2022
mugGet the Conga Linemug.

bottomish line

What a beaurcrat and/or politician does when the bottom line isn't in the right place, they just move it.
We tired to balance the books but the closest we got was a bottomish line.
by Mondojava August 22, 2023
mugGet the bottomish linemug.

White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.
Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
mugGet the White line Yellow Figmug.

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