July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022

July 32

Non-existent and 0% of it ever happening

Homie: so our dates on July 32nd
Thottie:sure :)
Thottie: august the 1st* oh???

by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023

july 13

national tiddy pic day
a day to send ur bsf a pic of ur boobies :D

bsf: hey it’s july 13 where’s my pic

by uhhh :o July 12, 2022

Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.

Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.

by The Zurnich July 26, 2023

juli

una puta de mierda hija de puta de mierda igual que todas las demas putas de mierda

juli is a fucking put ad emierda

by tu madre puta de mierda May 14, 2020

Fourth of july buddy

Someone to help bring in your independance with. Someone to hold your hand under the fireworks. You'll have good luck with this person.

"I watched the fireworks holding my fourth of july buddy's hand, now we're best friends"

by Skittles1991 May 15, 2010

July 11

July 11th is heather Samaan’s birthday

I the almost july 11th, that’s Heather Samaan’s birthday!

by Gdhdbdjbdve July 10, 2021