Jordan

Ass hole

Wow, that Jordan is an ass, huh?

by Jizo_Supremacy April 24, 2022

Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair

when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan

by anonymous June 18, 2024

the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.

Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

Jordan

A man who LOVES Aiden's big balls in his mouth. Like he LOVES Aiden and Langston inside of him like he loves tongue kissing them 24/7 and just getting absolutely railed by them. I mean he's other that or a absolutely great guy and a amazing person fr.

I love people who Jordan I think

by jordanlover12YESyoujordanYOU December 23, 2024

Jordan Stievano

Jordan Stievano has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE COOOOOOOOOCK that can't fit anyone's pussy

Girl: Jordan Stievano has a Huge Cock
Girl 2: yeah I know I tried fucking him but it couldn't fit.

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS November 8, 2022

Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".

I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.

by FSGremlin February 26, 2021