Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.

Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.

by greatpoets July 4, 2021

Jordan

Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it

Hey who is that

Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip

by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a relaxed and chilled person. Jordan’s are funny and like joking with people. They like messing with people. Jordan’s are also Assholes but in a funny way and don’t mean it. Jordans also have a good personality. Jordan’s are attractive with brownish hair and brown eyes and tall.

Her: that’s Jordan he is an asshole.

Her 2: get to know him and you would like him

by Alex Markus November 22, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay

Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend

Girl1:that’s shit bro

Girl2:I know aye

by Fuck off bro July 2, 2019

Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Jordan

Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??

Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*

by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022

Jordan

A name

This is Jordan

by Cool doggie June 18, 2021