He is my best friend. He is a caring, funny, and handsome boy. Without him I wouldn't have gotten through 3 crazy years of my life. His protective nature might be that of a best friend, but I know that he will always be by my side. I can tell him secrets that I know he will keep safe for eternity. I feel so safe when I am around him and he will be my Kingsman whenever I need.
by ShadowhunterGirlForever May 27, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who is definitely defines perfection. Although he might not agree, it’s obvious to anyone that meets him that he is the smartest, most funniest and charming guy on planet earth. He’s the best thing to ever happen to anyone and should be loved and cared for properly because he deserves it.
Ethan is perfect
by Jaelix June 1, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. An absolute degenerate who endeavours such inappropriate words. Comes from the Latin origin "ret" (rēt)
by phims April 26, 2022
Get the ethan eighmeymug. Usually someone who loves stupid looking fortnite skins and has a cartoon voice, and still plays fortnite years after it died. Someone who has messed up teeth and had to most likely wear a helmet as a baby and loves attention.
by Ethan is ultra gay December 24, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A tiny Jew that likes big penis, is secretly a trans gender and likes to fuck other Ethan’s, usually the tall mop heads
by ILikeBigMemea January 22, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. an acronym for "essential Tinder hangout attendee's name".
When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
When girls invite a bunch of random Tinder guys on a group date/hangout it is a good idea to also bring along an ethan (their male friend, who can talk to the other guys and entertain them when the girls need a break).
by whatadroner February 12, 2022
Get the ethanmug. by Beanboybigboobs August 29, 2021
Get the Ethanmug.