Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet

Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs

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Goat

guy 1 That guy is a goat.

Guy 2 Yeah thats Ethan

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A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

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A guy who works as a car lawyer and can transform into a car he date's cars and turned his mom into a car

Ethan: wow look a car I wanna fuck it

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Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!

Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"

by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023

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