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citch

A hairy jasquatch who could really take a shave. Also referred to as cee itch, ca atch, ce etchh, sasquatch, jch,
CITCH FUCKING REEKS PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER YOU SMELL LIKE JCH!
by dajthefrekainghatch January 27, 2025
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Clitch

This yeast infection is really giving me the clitches.
by Queen0117 January 30, 2026
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Crotch Cry

When a maker female urinates.
Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.
by Twsnicket March 16, 2025
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Crotchamatcha

Noun. A woman with a smelly vagina most likely due to poor vaginal hygiene or a yeast infection.
Man…..I just couldn’t go through it last night! Things were getting all hot and heavy and we were about to get down to having sex, but when she pulled down her underwear I got this whiff and I had to call it off. I think she had some sort of crotchamatcha going on and needed to take care of it.

Dude, I’m not going to try and score with her tonight as I hear she has got the crotchamatcha
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Crotch stink

You really need somethin for that crotch stink
by younggong May 16, 2025
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Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.
Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child
Must be a crotch goblin
by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025
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