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swindon new college

Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog
"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"

"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"
by Bantaclaus June 4, 2016
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the college of new jersey

The college of new jersey is a pretty okay school. However, there is nothing to do on the weekends, and the parties become monotonous after a while. Nearby is beautiful and never scary or skeevy Trenton. There is absolutely no security on this campus so you can get into and out of this school very easily. Overall a pretty good place to be if you want to bring in alcohol to your dorm, because you're not cool enough to get into a party...
If you wanted to go to a college or university with great sports teams or anything great really, you won't find it here.
by Canadian Hero April 28, 2005
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CUNY Hunter College

Known as one of the top CUNY's in the CUNY system, its really the school for people for get rejected from NYU and Columbia. It's in the Upper east side of Manhattan and yet it's dorms are in a completely different part of the city (your meant to commute to school while your dorming, which defeats the purpose to dorm in the first place). It's a large school with about 15 to 20 thousand students and yet again its dorms only hold about 6 or 7 hundred people (again, makes no sense). People at this school either take it seriously like its another NYU (even though it doesn't even compare), or don't take it seriously here at all (since it is another CUNY) and end up failing out. It's also known as one of the most diverse schools in the country, but then again, what public school in NYC isn't a diverse school? And also known for being one of the ugliest campus's in the country. It's easy for even the ugliest of people to find someone here for them since this school is mostly a combination of nerds and lazy popular/wanna be popular people. But Hunter College is the school to go to if you want to go to school in New York, New York; commute from home for all 4 years of college (unless you get into their honor's college and get a free dorm room, or amazingly enough get an impossible to get dorm room), and have no social life.
person # 1: So yea, I ended up coming here since I didn't get into NYU and it's still in the city.

person # 2: Yea, same here. One of my friends that's a senior here finally got a dorm room here after trying to since he was a freshman.

person # 1: Oh, really? How does he like it?

person # 2: He hates it. There's never anything to do and he still has to walk to the subway to get here everyday.

person # 1: This is what happens when you go to CUNY Hunter College.
by N0 1 wi11 ev3r kn0w March 9, 2009
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Mamre Christian College

mamre christian college is a gay school with no extra curricular activities. It has only 20 or less people per grade and where everyone acts the same and have no imagination or enthusiasm to actually have some real fun. If you are the least bit different then everyone else, you are made to feel like an outsider by the students AND the staff. The school crushes your very spirit and yet they claim to be CHRISTIAN.
A conversation with between a student of Mamre Christian College and a student from another school.

Mamre student: OMG, my school is like sooo cool. I go to mamrAY.

Other school student: What makes your school so cool?

Mamre student: Um..................we have hot chicks.

Other school student: Yeah, every school does. What else makes it so cool.

Mamre student: Were just cool ok. Look at my friends for instance.

*Mamre student points to a bunch of sluts and wogs*

Other school student: What extra curricuala activities does your school have.

Mamre student: Um...................SCHOOL CAMP

Other school student: Thats it. You don't have anything else. What do you guys do for fun.

Mamre student: Our whole grade palys HANDBALL, in the morning, at recess, lunch AND while we are waiting for the bus, cause it is like teh cool.

Other school student: I can't beleive you guys still play that, I though you were in highschool.

Mamre student: Doesn't every else act like us?

Other school student: No, we actually do other stuff and we all arn't clones like you guys.

Mamre student: You soo wish you were us.

*the other school student walks away and jokes with his/her school friends about how mamre people are stupid, boring, narrowmind, wannabees*
by n/ab December 25, 2008
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lucan community college

D greatest skool in Ireland but dats only cos laura,mary,tara and leanne make it cool! leanne,tara,amy and katie from 3rd year so rock!!! class Colombus rulz 4ever!!!
yeah Harvard may be cool but it aint a patch on lucan community college!!!
by Leanne February 10, 2005
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Old College Try

attempting to get one last hit of marijuana out of a smoking device (i.e. bong, bowl, etc)
"I think there may be one more hit"
"Then, I'll give it the old college try"
by ThisIsTheOnlyWordIWillAdd December 17, 2011
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Hostos Community College

The most fucked up community college in New York City. The majority of students are wanna be black Hispanics and a bunch of black folks fresh off the boat from Africa. There's a big rumor that the majority of students in Hostos have AIDS due to the fact that they all sleep with each other. There's only a handful of whites and Asians in the campus and they all probably suffer from culture shock. If you plan on applying to a community college never apply to Hostos unless you want to waste 3-4 years of your life in a crappy Associate's degree that you could get in 2 years some where else where you could actually be taught by real professors and have a healthy student environment.
Ike: I freaking hate my life dude!
Mike: What happened?
Ike: Do you remember that community college I applied to?
Mike: Hostos Community College?
Ike: Yeah.....
Ike: that place is full blacks and Hispanics with only few white students.
Mike: is there any hot white girls?
Ike: No man!
Mike: damn dude you messed up!
by Britfag666 November 24, 2009
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