Child

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022

Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.

Niall is such a deer child.

by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

Ruptered Child

An individual under the age of 18 who cheers themself up through entertainment and happiness. Children who are under this role refuse to share their feelings as they think NO ONE ELSE would care about them. They are always around people who give them disrespect and nothing but their own problems. They do nothing but help them.

Daniella seems so quiet under all the problems we dealt with, I wonder if she's a Ruptered Child.

by roles September 1, 2023

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023

childe

ch-ee-l-de, child-dee

1. the youngest person in the friend group.

2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.

childe, be holy.

by allknowerbitch December 2, 2021

Trouble child

Opposite of golden child

A trouble child is mark

by 459395 May 24, 2023