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crackers

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refers to the weak/tasteless
“them crackers stay hyped” i’e they eatin my shit
by cherryrizzla August 15, 2025
mugGet the crackersmug.

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
mugGet the kelly crackersmug.

grammar cracker

1. A caucasian (white) grammar nazi.

2. This term is used, typically as a sarcastic remark, toward someone pointing out a grammatical error that was posted online.
"If you are a white grammar nazi, does that make you a grammar cracker?" {see grammar nazi }
by Johnny Cashed May 4, 2018
mugGet the grammar crackermug.

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
mugGet the Cracker Barrel Headmug.

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes
by Cjashh November 12, 2020
mugGet the Cracker boy theomug.

Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
mugGet the Cracker Thursdaymug.

Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
mugGet the Shutting crackermug.

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