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Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.
Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*
by WordWorld September 29, 2025
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Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
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Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason
Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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Child

A small person that cries a lot.
POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.
by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022
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Glass child

1. In medical term the brother or sister of a special needs kid
2. A child who has helicopter or overprotective parents and said child can't do any
3. A brat
1. They separated the glass child and the special needs kid at birth

2. Glass children are big babies in the end
3. The glass child wanna a new doll
by 459395 May 18, 2023
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Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.
by ladog November 29, 2018
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My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.
Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
by mezz_.o June 14, 2025
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