Ass burger

When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult

I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger

by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019

Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

by human human February 21, 2021

Burger Chink

When your Asian friend goes to Burger King for lunch, he would be considered a Burger Chink. ESPECIALLY if your Asian friends name is Bruce. Then he would be considered the ULTIMATE Burger Chink!

Yo, you are a Burger Chink man! Go ahead and order yourself a whopper.

by Gavin Racer Peters November 19, 2023

Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 04, 2022

Jaw Burger

When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball

“Dude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.”

by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021

shlong burger

To eat a shlong in burger form🙃

Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger

by 😛😛😛😛😛 November 30, 2015

Lilypad burger

A burger from Wendy's that has a comically large thing of lettuce in the burger.

These motherfuckers gave me the god damn lilypad burger, god damn!

by Demigodxx June 08, 2025