Brown Ponytail

When you face-fuck a bitch so hard that she shits, leaving a poop 'ponytail' dangling precariously from her anus.

"Yo I just face-fucked Christine so hard I left her with a brown ponytail"

by Brown_ponytail October 1, 2016

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

by tex May 24, 2004

browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

by angustus March 17, 2008

Harsh Browns

Severe Diarrhea

Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

MD- Dude you look freakin' sick.
Johnnay- My fucking stomach hurts dude!
MD- Dude I think you have "Harsh Browns," you better fucking run to the restroom.
Johnnay- I think your right. I better fucking hurry or i'll have "Harsh Brown" stains on my draws!
MD- Fodigity

by mikeo January 24, 2006

honey brown

a light brown hair color.

My friend has honey brown hair.

by Traveling Bob August 11, 2006

Jerry Brown

An American politician and Barack Obama's brother. Won the race for governor '10 in California.

Governor of Califonia, Jerry Brown

by El Pedro 2 November 15, 2010

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003