lil block

A short nerd

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd

lil block by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018

Mock block 

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

Mock block by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

SH-Block 

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

SH-Block by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018

Aegis Block 

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.

Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block

Aegis Block by Elfazoid May 28, 2018

Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack

Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her

Cock Block by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018

two-block 

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

two-block by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018

two-block 

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

two-block by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018