Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 30, 2019

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor

Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.

by bark bark101 October 25, 2017

ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.

Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!

by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008

ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.

"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"

by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Ham

(adj.)
In a/ a state of chaos and disorder
crazy, messy, etc

"Damn, this room looks Ham"

(can also be used in an undermining way?)
Person A: "dude some guy broke in my house the other day and stole my TV :("

Person B: "that's ham"
"bros ham"

by Val_427 June 30, 2024

Ham Daisy

Euphemism for a female rectum...

"I could totally go to town on her ham daisy..."

by goatsbane June 17, 2009