Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

Maumee Weed

Weed that is low quality, also known as reggie. Sold in Maumee, Ohio.

Man, I was smoking some Maumee Weed last night, it was so terrible.

by kidcannabis42.0 January 2, 2019

Weeds

(Mostly american) Black people, as their propensity for crime, out of control violence, rape, and total lack of accountability deems them to be the weeds of society and humanity. See Margaret Sanger's thoughts and opinions if you need clarification.

Person1 :That poor kid was beaten to death by that gang of black students at his high school.
Person2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.

by MosesI February 15, 2024

Gutter Weed

When your weed is so terrible, it might as well have grown in a gutter.

"bruh what the fuck is that? Did you grow that yourself? looks like gutter weed bro"

by waspmeister August 8, 2021

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.

“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”

by witches240 October 1, 2021

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

Weed Water

THC Nano drops water flavoring

I'm drinking so amazing Weed Water right now. I can smell colors!

by DeezNutz7583 February 4, 2022