Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.
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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
Get the Union County Highschool Patriot Bandmug. 
1. Either one of the best things you ever done or the biggest regret you did in your life, no in between.
2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .
3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.
4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.
5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.
6. Horrible tan lines.
7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .
8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.
9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.
10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .
2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .
3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.
4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.
5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.
6. Horrible tan lines.
7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .
8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.
9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.
10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .
by Random Person XD June 10, 2021
Get the Marching Bandmug. by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 15, 2025
Get the National Kiss a Band Kid Daymug. A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!
Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?
It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?
It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.
“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”
Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”
Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
Get the Happy Monster Bandmug. n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.
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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?
By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 5, 2022
Get the buoy bandmug. by QueenQiersten August 24, 2022
Get the The Spartan Legion Marching Bandmug.