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Choking The Turkey

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.
by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016
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Fuck Turkey

Verb: When in missionary sex position, and they put their feet on your chest or sometimes shoulders while you lean forward, pushing their knees up to their shoulders (often with their arms at their sides or being held by your hands pulling towards their buttocks).

Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.
Verb and Noun: We we're doing fuck turkey, and I smiled down at her, as she moaned, and said, "you you look like a fuck turkey... Now I'm going to stuff you good!"
by HappyMonkey8d February 6, 2023
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Turkey

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention
Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys
by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018
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Choking the turkey

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass
by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.
Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
by zoostory May 16, 2011
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Turkey Run

When you try to fuck 4 girls in 24 hours. A little bit harder than a hat trick.
Yo bro, I thought it was just going to be a hat trick...but then that barber shop chick called me wanting my Dee. I gave it to her. She earned after that fresh cut she gave me. Turkey Run Complete.
by bobertbohnson May 5, 2022
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