Tom Selleck

When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip

Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!

by Modern War January 7, 2009

tom dick and harry

three young men that can be blamed for gay habits.

your father: "tom dick and harry, my anal area has an itch"
tom dick and harry: "we'll scratch it for you!"

by simmmy March 24, 2008

The Speed Of Tom Araya

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

Doing A Reverse Tom

Returning to a social gathering after everyone assumed you were gone.

"Oh wow man, that is some crazy black magic bullshit right there. He fucked you over Doing A Reverse Tom. You aint NEVER havin kidz!"

by *tschomn'k January 26, 2008

Uncle Tom Fro

A medium sized afro that is poorly trimmed and has no line-up. Commonly used as an acronym (UTF).

Look at that acceptable brotha with the standard Uncle Tom Fro.

by MaRo RoMa December 15, 2008

Dirty Red Tom

Anal sex using mentral blood for lube.

It's that time of month again so we opted for the Dirty Red Tom.

by Transvester September 2, 2019

Tom holland stan

A Tom Holland stan is usually a girl (11-17) who obseeses over the boring and mediocre Tom Holland.

Jacinta: OH my god! Tom Holland is SUCH a dream boat!
Alice: Ha ha yeah! I just want to sniff his hair!
Jacinta: And i just wanna feel his skin!

Britney: Wow they are SUCH Tom Holland stans.

by Ochako Uraraka please go away February 8, 2019