National toe fungus day

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.

HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

by LastKARENnight August 26, 2012

premarital foot/toe holding

-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)

me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding

by GemSparkle1000 November 13, 2021

LLoyd LLoyd Suck Toes

he will suck all the toes, keep your children hidden and wives safe, because hes coming, and coming for thoes TOES. AHHHH YES TOESSSSS

LLoyd LLoyd Suck Toes how are you doing today?

Sucking toes like the usuall LULULULULULUULUl LMFAOOOO LMAO

by tomas t December 22, 2020

Dusty Crusty Camel toe

Just as bad as a normal camel toe, however in this case it is dry and crusty

James: Josh Fuck Off
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe

by Corona2020 October 7, 2020

toe tappin burger meister

A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"

Yea we can do that, unless your a toe tappin burger meister.

by Trip Tannen May 27, 2008

tic tac toe-ism

a mock religion based around the fact if you play tic tac toe once in your life you will go to heaven. also belief that calvin is god. this religionn may sound like it is made up but the bible says a guy walked on water i think its just as logical.

christian: tic tac toe-ism is wrong and god shall punish you!

tic tac toe-ist: hey calvin am i gonna get punished?

by whatwouldcalvindo April 22, 2009