Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

matthew

a guy who doesnt shut the fuck about breaking bad

matthew:breaking bad is a good show
random guy: well your not wrong

by cjwinners21 September 20, 2022

Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

matthew

hes short, kinda annoying, can be nice but looks like spongebob

matthew is so short lmfao

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE

Matthew touches himself to much.

by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020

Matthew

Full of love , A great friend , heard you out when you need it , has a really big heart and strong soul

I love you Matthew you everything to me and always will be no matter what happens

by Your loved one 🥰 Mel May 5, 2021

Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.

Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024