Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam April 22, 2025

Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.

Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much

by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021

Jordan

Crackhead family, 9 times out of ten if your a chav called Jordan your a biss head

Chav called Jordan

Uncle called rib

Soon holding smoke, LMAO nothing like his crackpipe

by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

jordan

A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.

Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!

by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019

Jordan

This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East

Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-

by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022

Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

by anonymous October 23, 2022