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Tard-Charge

The action of Running full speed into a door, or several doors in order to take them clean off the hinges, whilst yelling and flailing your arms.
Josh had locked the doors to his room thinking I couldn't get in there, but little did he know I was gonna Tard-Charge clean through both doors.
by BigPatchBaddie123 February 16, 2026
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Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
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Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it
Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
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Tarded jerker

That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
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Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".
Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.
by chupapiiii April 28, 2025
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tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
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Tardatial

Adjective, meaning spacious despite its small size. From the noun TARDIS from Doctor Who
Wow this tent is Tardatial.
by Ebford BBQ club June 15, 2025
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