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Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!
by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025
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Tobias

when you are so skibidi you become the real skibidi
I've just become Tobias
by yrrahton February 12, 2025
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Toby

a person who lives to follow his dreams at such a young age
“Toby, alcoholic, age 3”
by wa10404 February 17, 2025
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Toby/Meraikhi

A dark-skinned man of Middle Eastern origin that are referred to as niggers, coons, slaves, and/or monkeys. Toby/Meraikhi also have multiple minor disabilities, one major disability, or both. They also enough self confidence to rival Neon (the streamer). This leads to using products in order to boost self-confidence such as, minoxidil and skin whitening products. However, this also doesn't work and to deal with this homosexuality becomes a factor for them as it is extremely hard for the opposite sex to find them attractive.
A dark-skinned man of Middle Eastern origin that are referred to as niggers, coons, slaves, and/or monkeys. Toby/Meraikhi also have multiple minor disabilities, one major disability, or both. They also enough self confidence to rival Neon (the streamer). This leads to using products in order to boost self-confidence such as, minoxidil and skin whitening products. However, this also doesn't work and to deal with this homosexuality becomes a factor for them as it is extremely hard for the opposite sex to find them attractive.

Partner: "Hey Meraikhi it's time to start using Minoxidil. You are a middle-eastern man in your early-mid twenties with no beard. The girls won't find it attractive".

Friends: "Everytime we go out Toby is always confused this is because his disability(s) get in the way. However, it might also be because he isn't use to seeing humans as he is usually at the zoo."
by CSS_GrandWizard March 3, 2025
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toby mifsud

a fat shit with blonde hair and no life he is scared of girls and like men.
1: hi i know toby mifsud
2: oh no i hate toby mifsud
by slahdf;owiaeuf;sadf March 17, 2025
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Tobijah

Tobijah being the name of someone who's, Strong, Willing, Loving, And desirable.

Mostly very kind and loving, Very Social and loves clothes and or shopping things.

"He's such a Tobijah, it's obvious."
"Oh he likes clothes? Yeah...he's such a Tobijah."
by Acaristyola March 18, 2025
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Toby

A toby is someone you will love for a long time. You'll go through many hardships loving them. At first you will think its just a fun crush, right? Until a conflict happens and then you'll find yourself still loving him. You'll find yourself being delusional and listing facts about him until the day comes when he finally loves you. It'll be a few months in the relationship and it'll be perfect until he starts ghosting you. He'll find another girl that wont bore him. A toby will give up on you and feel you deserve better even though you really love him. A toby is someone you'll always feel immense love for even if you and him are back to being strangers.
"I'll never love someone the same way I loved Toby."
by Mimi bunniei March 21, 2025
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