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Shrubbin' the gun

When one begins to smoke weed before they go to smoke weed.
"Hey man, what are you doing? We won't be at the party til 9!"
"I told him bro, but he's Shrubbin' the gun!"
by MilkyPilky February 7, 2013
mugGet the Shrubbin' the gunmug.

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
mugGet the Squirt Gun in the Mailboxmug.

How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
mugGet the How did he get the gun?mug.

Self-Gun

The act of pointing a firearm at your own head and pulling the trigger.
by Suldebaker April 2, 2020
mugGet the Self-Gunmug.

Christian gun

God: the only weapon I need is my Christian gun.
by Guccimafialevel99 June 17, 2019
mugGet the Christian gunmug.

Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a turd and the gas shoots the poo out
Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato gunning
by Potato gunner September 22, 2023
mugGet the Potato Gunningmug.

Gun

by Hotdogthingamapbop August 23, 2022
mugGet the Gunmug.

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