A rare celestial being known for unmatched wit, brainpower, and a dangerously chill attitude. Often spotted towering above crowds, blessing the earth with sarcasm and wisdom in equal measure. Sarahs are genetically engineered to win arguments, fix group projects last minute, and make strangers laugh without trying. Side effects of knowing a Sarah may include spontaneous motivation, jealousy, or the urge to become a better person.
Warning: Sarah haters are either confused, chronically bitter, or allergic to excellence.
Warning: Sarah haters are either confused, chronically bitter, or allergic to excellence.
Sarah is the best!
by gibberishgibbergirl May 23, 2025
Sarah is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is trustworthy and genuine. She is petite with brown eyes and silky brown hair, she loves cats and going on drives. She cares for the ones she surrounds herself with, especially her love interests. She is easy to talk to and very soft spoken which makes it easy to go to her when you have any problems. She may play an instrument like the guitar. Sarah is a real one that is always there for others but sometimes forgets to put herself first, she sees the good in others no matter what the put her through even though it’s not always for the best. She has her friends best interest at heart and is very lovable. We love sarahhhhhhh 💗💗💗💗💗💗
Sarah is the best
by User1779494 May 17, 2023
by The VS MAN May 31, 2017
She’s a very sweet girl, but she can be very kinky and she’s perfect in bed. She’s funny and caring and understands problems very good
by felix meyer October 16, 2020
(noun) a female who exhibits an insatiable sexual appetite and will go to any length to claim another conquest, regardless of the collateral damages (i.e. kids, loss of jobs, children who don't know their paternity) and simultaneously condemns homosexuality because of hey Christian values.
I caught Martha sleeping with a 19 year old at Dave and Busters after church. She's such a Sarah Scandal.
A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her
"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "
by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 25, 2017
One of the most outgoing and beautiful girls you will ever know and meet. Her bubbly and outgoing personality, will make you want to be around her twenty four seven and even want to be best friends her. Yet she may come off a little sassy her and there, the sassiness is only there to hide her sweetness she has on the inside. If theirs a problem you will know it, she doesn't like to hide anything from you, and you can’t help but to love her for that. She cares more about making every one else happy over her own self, to Sarah she would rather see a smile on another persons face than her own. She would even go the mile to make someone’s day if she had the chance.
Sarah trusts boys over girls and other then her friend Julia, is more friends with guys than girls. Although Sarah could make friends with anyone, she is picky with her true friendships, and you really have to get lucky to be best friends with her. If you are lucky enough to be best friends with her, just know she would do absolutely anything for you.
She is also the most beautiful people you will ever meet. Sarah usually has tattoos and piercings that fit her vibe, and add to her stunning look. Every aspect about Sarah is beautiful, and it’s a blessing if you get the chance to even meet her.
She’s quick to fall in love with, and the more you get to know her the more you will fall in love with her. If she loves you back you will know, she will make it odviouse, and she will love you endlessly.
Sarah trusts boys over girls and other then her friend Julia, is more friends with guys than girls. Although Sarah could make friends with anyone, she is picky with her true friendships, and you really have to get lucky to be best friends with her. If you are lucky enough to be best friends with her, just know she would do absolutely anything for you.
She is also the most beautiful people you will ever meet. Sarah usually has tattoos and piercings that fit her vibe, and add to her stunning look. Every aspect about Sarah is beautiful, and it’s a blessing if you get the chance to even meet her.
She’s quick to fall in love with, and the more you get to know her the more you will fall in love with her. If she loves you back you will know, she will make it odviouse, and she will love you endlessly.
Yoooo whatsss upppp Sarah Elderkin!
by Jacob Jensen November 23, 2021