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pimp weed

a pimp smokeing weed
that pimp was so doing the pimp weed! he's G
by coreyyy♥ August 7, 2008
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Pimp-murder

I'm going to Pimp-Murder you
by Mic57285412385213 January 29, 2009
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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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Pimped Right

When someone has taken great care of another in terms of cash or materialistic posessions.
They took great care of us last night, they bought our dinner and we got a gree lap dance.

Damn, you got pimped right last night.
by W.Horse October 18, 2008
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pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous
"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure
by godsmote February 4, 2013
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to pimp the S-1070

to pimp the S-1070

(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.

b) to financially exploit someone, using only money that the exploited person has earned solely outside the sexual trafficking trades
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, to pimp the S-1070, some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.

boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma February 7, 2013
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dinner bucket pimp

a man who solely lives off of Fried Chicken and hits on the staff of the local Fried Chicken establishment; a Man who is in a relationship where he is not the breadwinner and does nothing to assist the household except to eat the food that is in the home
Brandon is such a Dinner Bucket Pimp - he can always be found on the arm of the newest cashier at the local KFC.
by Sassy Transcriptionist January 3, 2014
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