Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

Pirates be lootin'

When someones doing something 100% in character for them

"I'm gonna go see a movie"
"damn bitch, pirates be lootin' I guess

by IWannaDryHumpAlGore March 9, 2025

Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025

PirateSoftware

If he's involved and they don't arrest him, kill him. I will murdered your kids and if I am not credited and pay I have no reason not to. I'm not working for the rest of my life so some liberal can feel like he's doing anything other than enslaving someone digitally and calling whatever he does with the money "helping people." The economy is collapsing. Whoever you help is being un-helped but YOU aren't losing anything are you. You're not the righter of wrongs. You're a retarded bitch who learned how to code and developed a God complex. Kill yourself or I will murder a child.

Hym "Yeah, if piratesoftware is involved, you are right to threaten his life. Take it. Kill him. If he is the one doing this, and every red cent he has made off of me is not place firmly in MY pocket and not a single other person's, I will kill a child and there isn't a goddamn thing you can do to stop it."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

pirate feet

What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025