penis hat

The forskin of a uncercumsized penis.

you gota penis hat

by Tweak October 6, 2003

Mobius Penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 10, 2008

Porno Penis

The shaving of the male genitals, commonly practiced among men in the porn industry.

After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.

"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"

by Firezombie February 26, 2008

penis piss

An extremely concentrated dose of soapy water delivered directly to the crotch while bathing which, if done correctly, results in an unpleasant stinging sensation in the penis

I didn't notice the bar of soap was missing until I got hit with the batch of penis piss it had been used to make.

by SideshoViD November 17, 2009

penis stacking

the act of stacking multiple penises on top of each other inside a vagina

Is it time for another penis stacking Mrs. Whashington?

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

walrus penis

a greasy big choad like penis with extra foreskin.

i once saw an obease guy with the most horrifying walrus penis.

by detell July 11, 2010

penis bully

the act of an older gentlemen using his devilish good looks to get away with makes sexually explicit comments, or suggestions to a younger girl.

charming 40 year old: I'm going to finger you in the car!

shy 17 year old: no that's prohibited

charming 40 year old: i don't care

shy 17 year old: you will get bare bottom spankings!

charming 40 year old: you'd just end up sucking my dick

shy 17 year old: ... SHUT UP!

charming 40 year old: hahaha

shy 17 year old: your a penis bully!

charming 40 year old: i'll make that my facebook status.

by allieson715 November 17, 2009