Sleep Drone

The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.

The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.

Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.

Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1

“I am up.”
-Person 2

“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1

“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2

45min Later…

“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2

“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1

“What?”
-Person 2

“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1

“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2

“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1

by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023

sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021

food sleeps

In relation to Food Coma. A state after eating a large amount of food

'I'v had so much to eat I have the food sleeps'

by 0987612345000 October 22, 2017

Died in their sleep

When a person online gets banned and no one bothered to repost or make any effort to preserve their videos or posts. Therefore they cease to exist.

I wish MontyAnimations was still around but they were never famous and I can’t find their videos anymore. I guess they died in their sleep.

by chickenairfried August 3, 2024

sleep

Free trial of death with ads

"I really need to sleep it's 4 am."

by TrolliTrollard November 23, 2023

Sleep

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!

I would like to go to sleep before 3am.

by Julessssssss January 23, 2017

sleep dope

Cannabis that is used primarily for inducing a better sleep for its user. It is almost always found in edible form so as not to cause any sort of euphoria that THC induces. Sleep dope is most often a combination of CBD and THC. The THC, which is the part of the cannabis plant that gets one "high" is often found in very small dosages. In Massachusetts as of 2023 for example, the dosage most often used for sleep dope is 0.5 mg of THC, a sort of "ceiling" that the MA State government has deemed appropriate for inducing sleep but not getting the user "high". Users and sellers alike have found this to be subjective, but rather accurate.

I don't like to smoke cannabis, but I must admit that I like to eat a gummy of sleep dope when

by segorese October 2, 2023