noodles

drink containing ethanol; used in the place of alcohal around large audiences or authoritative figures.

Guy 1: Dude! We gon get some noodles up in here tonite!
Guy 2: No way, really man?!
Guy 1: Hell yea we gon get it crunk!
Parent: Noodles??? WTF?

by hey hey its lauren June 11, 2006

BALL NOODLING

When a girl reaches down a guy's pants, grabs his balls and gives them a downwards or sideways pull. Works best with loosely-fitting, baggy or sagging pants and no underwear worn.

There was some serious ball noodling going on in the back of the stretch limo on the way to the prom.

by Catfisher June 2, 2010

noodling

a more offensive and effeminent form of canoodling, noodling often occurs in public and is usually undertaken by older men attempting to take advantage of younger girls. While the perpetrator may not in everday life be a noodle, he often assumes the persona of a noodle in carrying out his noodling.

I saw him noodling with that freshmen all over the dance floor last night.

by Mid-day January 17, 2007

cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

by cupnoodlehater November 7, 2017

noodling

Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.

He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.

by bunker bomb August 21, 2009

noodling

An act of the sexuality variety between two people.

Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish

Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.

by noodlefritz March 7, 2012

noodling

To start fingering a woman and when wiggling your fingers, feel for a fetus to bite, fishhook it, then pull it out of the vagina and hold it up like the catch of the day!

Last night I caught a 8lb fetus while noodling.

by CfromT October 15, 2007