Ur mom

The hottest milf ever, she is so hot, genuinely, how did someone so hot make you?

Ur mom

by Peanut_22008 November 22, 2021

CHRIS MOM

chris mom

chris mom

by chris mom November 14, 2019

your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Hog Mom

A mom that resembles that of a hog who is very ugly.

Guy 1: Do you have a Hog Mom?
Guy 2: Yeah but what can you do I didn't choose my mom.

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

ya mom

when someone says something but you don't feel like doing anything

person 1: Let's get some food.
person 2: nahh, ya mom

by le anonimusch May 1, 2020

Your Mom

The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.

Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.

by TheBrödMan March 9, 2020