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Mike

Marine: This is Oscar Mike over

Random dude: who’s Oscar and Mike
by A yank May 26, 2021
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Mike Cross

A rage quitter that hates multiplayer games and cries about it
Yo don’t pull a mike cross when we play Fortnite today…
by Stonerdogyss August 12, 2025
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Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.
Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*
by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019
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Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.
Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.
by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024
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Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Mike El Kush

In the late 60s early 70s fashion "Mike El Kush "
was a designer brand mostly worn by cannibals.
The clothing line was short lived resulting in being discontinued after being exposed & several lawsuits for their
human skin handbags,wallets, as well as human teeth on most of their winter coats.
co-founder -Frank lee Wilson & Robert j. James

founder were. Marsha Reeds, Barry Ford & Albert cooks
I have a Mike El Kush jacket in my closet but I will never wear it in public.
by Anita Jones March 31, 2022
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