Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

Buno yoghurt male female edition

The person Buno as a yoghurt male but female.

Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?

Mancus: A yog

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024

Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

Alpha Male

Simen

Simen is an Alpha Male

by Andemannen May 7, 2020

Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.

Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot

by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024

Male it

To push yourself into the ideal male image.

The guy who posed for that statue really said to male it.

by ChaoticNeutral90skid June 6, 2023

Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.

"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*

by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024