iMc-O-matic

A cross between an apple computer, a large fry from McDonalds and an automatic vaccum cleaner from the late 70s.

Arent the advertising divisions of those companies so brilliant for coming up with great names for their products such as iMc-O-matic?

by dfault June 29, 2004

whats-a-magig

a word used to decribe an non-living thing that one forgets the name to.

Mom said pass me the Whats-a-magig, when really she ment the butter.

by joe cantasano January 5, 2008

4chan puella magi

Luvs fillin holes while looking kunty kunt

Hey did u get ur hole filled by that 4chan puella magi today ?
Yes! it was very warm In deed

by Anonimausa November 23, 2021

Magi

Magi is the girl who always is looking for short term pleasures, including mostly drug-infused ones. What she desires most is the thrill of some techno music mixed carefully with and abominable amount of MDMA/Molly. In some balkan countries she might also be described as a Baserka. The two terms are in theory and practice interchangeable.

Nikola: This girl is a typical Magi.
Boqn: Yes, she is the epitome of Baserka.

by Banchanina March 4, 2022

Volvo-matic

when you own a newer Volvo and it is an automatic.

"It's an automatic, man!"

"No...it's a Volvo-matic, my friend!"

by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

Hug o' Matic

Possibly the radest of all rudies, Dan Wilcop is the true "Hug o' Matic"

Holy piss! Dan Wilcop the Hug o' Matic is so sexy! And look at those pants!

by Wilcop March 14, 2005

Gift of the Magi

Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

by Brett Herron November 10, 2006