toby mifsud

a fat shit with blonde hair and no life he is scared of girls and like men.

1: hi i know toby mifsud
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by slahdf;owiaeuf;sadf March 17, 2025

A DAMN 2 MILES

20,000 meters.

I had to drive A DAMN 2 MILES away from California.

by MG masterov November 6, 2016

jewell and miles

Two kids who met and are very shy towards each other. Only have met once or twice but will soon rule the world together! Love at first sight...

We could be like Jewell and miles one day.

by Unicorn porn xxx March 14, 2017

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

Doin a miles

When you smack a bitches booty while she is singing fat hoes

Last night I was doin a miles

by Big bitches only October 7, 2019

I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run

by nadestt December 19, 2019

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020