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Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.
Luke is cute. That's a fact.
by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019
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The Luke and George Show

A national radio show aimed at the 16-24 year old mentally defficient.... truly a show of the gods
The Luke and George show, national radio 1.....
by presenterofradio September 4, 2005
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Luke Marcella

Luke Marcella is a dedicated soccer player and goalkeeper who dreams of joining the New England Revolution Academy. He’s a student at Timony Grammar School, an entrepreneur who sells snacks, and a creative thinker with a knack for making and editing YouTube videos.
by NFL news December 16, 2024
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Luke

You’re so Luke
by BigManIsMe May 31, 2019
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Luke Jessop

oh my god look at luke jessop and his girlfriend! i bet his cocks HUGE!
by browngirl69 March 12, 2022
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Luke

Ginger cunt who hasnt got a soul and likes little kids
You fuckin luke! your going to spend life in prison
by oakie_08 March 8, 2023
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Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI
Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does
by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024
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