Luke

lol youll never get a girlfriend dude, give up

"omg youre luke?!"
"yeah ill never get a girlfriend

by local crackhead with no life December 9, 2021

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Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

by Cz3511 January 4, 2020

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Luke McKinnon is the most generous person you will ever meet!! He is always there for you and although he is a virgin, he will fall in love easily! He's super sexy and cute. He loves staying up to 1am playing the PS5, and his favourite game is GOW. He probably lives with 3 or more cats aswell.

Oh, you know Luke McKinnon?? You're lucky.

by BellaorNot September 9, 2023

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Luke

smart cool kind sexy

Gril: My gosh, Luke you're so good at this, aaaaa.

by BOB the yeet17 November 30, 2020

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Luke

He’s very popular and every girl has a crush on him. He has the prettiest eyes and is tall, he’s funny and makes everyone laugh. Everyone wants to be his friend and wants to be with him. He had like 19373836383 girlfriends but he never cheated. Ever.

He forgets many things but he still has good grades. His style isn’t that good, but that doesn’t matter cause everything else is perfect. Except: he can be annoyed really fast, if you’re always in a bad mood or overreacting, he will just ignore you. But he’s also a really caring person and won’t let go of you so fast.
If you know a Luke, he’s a keeper so don’t lose him <3

Person.1: I met a boy today, he’s so funny and handsome!
Person.2: I just know you met Luke!
Person.1: yes! Isn’t he the sweetest?!
Person2. Yess! I love him!

by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022

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