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Jacob

Damn Jacob fuckin pulls bro
by Jacob___69_420 November 1, 2021
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loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.
oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal
by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
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Jacob Moore

A gay adopted kid who's giving school shooter vibes
by anonymous March 15, 2022
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At first you would think that jacob is a sweet, kind, loving and all around great guy but you are wrong. He is a manwhore and doesn’t have any respect for a girl. He will call many girls hot no matter if he has a girl or not. He will go for any girl he sees and then break their hearts if they are not good enough for him. He doesn’t know how to get his feelings straight. Don’t fall for a jacob
girl 1 : jacob told my friend that he has feelings for me.

girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.

girl 1 : true but he is so cute.

girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.
by irllydontlikeu1854 December 22, 2018
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Jacob

white mother: what should i name him?!
White daughter: connor?

White dad: NO NAME HIM JACOB KAREN!
by Ok boomer October 28, 2019
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the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends
jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here
by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021
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