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jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
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Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.
Jacob is a midget
by bryncas November 21, 2021
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒
I think I have a jacob for someone
by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
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Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.
Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024
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Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!
by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022
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Jacob

jacobs the absolute best and just so goofy! if you’re seeing this always be best friends with a jacob lmao
bro jacob’s a bot
by ewcaitlyn April 20, 2019
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