jacking ape

Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.

You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..

Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless

by whatlife May 5, 2015

Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

by Lol huh? July 9, 2015

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016

emo jacking

Cutting your self while simultaneously jacking yourself off

Bro what are those cuts on your arm
I was emo jacking last night

by P@nduh November 18, 2016

cheddar jack

When you jerk off after eating Cheetos, and still haven't cleaned the Cheeto dust off first.

I cheddar jacked last night because I was too lazy to clean my fingers after eating Cheetos.

by DeadTaco1 March 16, 2016

Jack Avery

A 19 year old boy dating Gabbie Gonzalez they had a baby girl named Lavender May Avery in April 2019. He’s a very sweet and kind boy. He has Curls in his hair that looks like noodles but the curls are not natural. He’s is in the Boyband Why don’t We

Do you know Jack Avery?

by Ajajsjxj June 25, 2019