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cat assing

To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."
Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?
by Nelsormensch July 9, 2007
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Nice ass

Object that will bounce on your cock untill you cum like crazy
Make sure you slap it hard a couple times before you fuck it
Girl: oh yes! Fuck my ass!
Guy: it's such a nice ass and I'm gonna cum all over it!
by Rhugfuvji March 28, 2013
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Ass Sniffing

The art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans ass cheeks. Applying your nose to her asshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky turdcutter. You continue to partake of her cheesey scented crapper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your cock.
My old lady was ready for some action. I spread her ass wide and sniffed her wrinkled sheriffs star deeply. It was greatly funky. I sniffed again and began licking and sucking her stink star until the flavor was gone. She was sucking my crank so hard, I busted a nut deep in her throat while I buried my tongue deep in her crapper.
by Bunghole Lover January 10, 2005
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ass vacuum

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1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.

2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.

3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.

4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. You ASS VACUUM!
2. Dude... that teacher is such an ass vacuum.
3. "Ass vacuum..." in online chat.
4. Ok guys, time for the 2nd annual Ass Vacuum competition!
by Jim'n'Josh September 8, 2006
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neck ass

used when someone needs to be treated, possibly for doing or saying something dumb i.e.:

"get yo neck azz outta here"
by skummyking May 25, 2009
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monka ass

When you scared yourself shit less
I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail
by LACKOFSKILL October 29, 2018
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draggin' ass

Don't know where this one came from but it means to be tired and/or exhausted.

It propably was derived from "dragging your feet" but changed up to be a little more extreme and exclamatory.
I partied so much last night, that I was draggin' ass today at work.
by KJAM April 18, 2005
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