My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

by LargeExtent April 12, 2022

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

Czech- Republican Hat Maker

This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.

John gave Sally a Czech- Republican Hat Maker.

by John Czech January 7, 2007

Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

by Peculiar Musings June 3, 2015

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.

I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!

by JMC70 November 28, 2016

The cat with no hat knows nothing about that

No hat + cat = no knowledge.

The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.

by uwuowouwu69 August 22, 2021