red sox

shit team that got sweeped ina 5 game series by the best team in the world, the yankees
Johnny damon plays much better for the yankees than the red sox.
by James Mcgriffenbrown August 26, 2006
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Red Sox

Simply put, a mediocre baseball team but no match against the Yankees, successfully putting them down time after time. Im not a Yankee Fan or a Sox Fan, i live in San Franciso and this is the truth.
Sox can beat other East Teams except the Yankees.
by gmoney October 17, 2003
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red sox

a team that always finishes 2nd in the AL East to the New York Yankees, it's gunna be another 100 years til they win another 1. the red sox basically blow.
Joe: Did the yankees really beat the red sox 5 times this weekend?

Dan: Yeah they destroyed them.
by joey dizzle August 31, 2006
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Red Alert

When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.
"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"
by Hawihonne December 03, 2009
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Red Ass

Someone who is constantly complaining or picking a fight over perceived injustices.

I first saw this usage in a Sports Illustrated article about the baseball manager Lou Pinella. In the article Pinella, who is notoriously bad about arguing with umpires, referred to himself as a red ass. I liked the term so well, and it applied to some in my family, it was entered in to the family lexicon.
My father yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong order. He is a real red ass.
by Eric June 11, 2004
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Red Lobster

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.
Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.
by twirderdy February 10, 2012
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red pilled

While it once used to mean learning the "harsh" truth, as far as anyone could determine what "truth" means, Red Pilled now represents a group of people who have opened their minds to conspiracy theories so far that their brains have fallen out. Red Pilled individuals belive that actual "lizard people" roam the "Flat-Earth" and are actively spreading scientific lies, while simultaneously believing the terms 'Alpha and 'Beta' actually apply to human beings, and that Soy is somehow making men less "manly"; all of this without a shred of credible evidence.
"Did you hear? Dave got Red Pilled!"

"Oh no... he's too stupid to be allowed to live?"
by FuckCap February 26, 2021
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