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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012
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Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!
Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!
by TheCreaper April 28, 2024
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Humanization

Taking a shit

"Every shit you take, you become more human." - unknown
"Excuse me. I need to go through a humanization process. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
by troublem8kR January 12, 2024
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody into, according to movies.
He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.
After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.
by cb757 January 18, 2024
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human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.
That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”
by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022
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