human

you
Guy 1: hey human
Guy 2: hi
by Mattendo March 03, 2018
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A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.
When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.
by DylanDogg December 11, 2017
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two legged creature with a love of glowy things
here we have a human in its natural habitat, staring at a rectangular glowing thing, otherwise referred to as a ‘television’
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The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(
homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)
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Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.
by thekatster007 June 08, 2014
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Worst thing ever created by god
God: damn this monkey has no hairs im gonna call it human...
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A featherless bipod
Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)
by john bron March 22, 2019
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