facebook baby

the product or a facebook rumor concerning two people messaging often, leading to suspicion that they are dating.

John: Did you hear about Eric and Lizzie on Facebook?

Sarah: No, what happened?

John: They've been on each others walls so much, it seems like they're having a facebook baby

by GandalftehWhite March 8, 2009

facebook slut

Someone who is deniably addicted to Facebook. Someone who accepts as many friends as they can get, most of whom they dont know. Often young girls they who they will spend hours perving at their photos, commenting on them, trying to get some kind of attention. One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several strangers walls acting as mr nice guy. Having relationship status as "its complicated" to appear available.

"james is such a facebook slut, hitting on strange girls without even knowing them, get a life!"

by sarah prute February 7, 2010

Facebook Fairy

A sleazeball loser that tries to lure women into a relationship through Facebook by convincing them he is a good guy.

OMG, that Bob turned out to be such a Facebook Fairy. He had Bonnie ready to marry him until she saw him working the drive through at McDonald's.

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 21, 2009

Facebook whore

n; a person who will add anybody on Facebook having one or more common friends; someone who is so desperate for Facebook friends they add people they hardly know

Jill is such a Facebook whore: she added my cousin as a friend because it told her they had one common friend even though she doesn't him.

by jelibean95 April 3, 2010

facebook pimp

One who can't pick up a girl in a normal social setting so they resort to picking up girls on facebook

Wow, Amit has a girlfriend....He must be a facebook pimp

by Wick^K February 28, 2007

Facebook Infidelity

Guilt feelings that occur when you're on Twitter, the sense you're cheating on your Facebook friends when you post and follow on Twitter.

When he spent the whole day on Twitter he started feeling Facebook infidelity.

by profpjay March 30, 2009

Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.

Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.

by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010